Desperately Seeking Members

The Story Of a Private Club In Trouble

An Astonishing Combination of Hilarious Storytelling with a Practical Membership Solution!

Join veteran, private club manager, Harvey S. McLintock at his new job. There he discovers that the waiting list discussed in his interview has quickly evaporated and the members are dropping like flies!

Two new courses come on the scene shortly afterwards and a group of long term members jump ship. Join Harvey amid the chaos at private club in trouble, as he tries desperately to turn the things around!

Along the way, you’ll meet a host of colorful characters including the board comprised of two doctors, a lawyer and a vet. You’ll meet all the members you love and hate! And smile as he deals with a host of modern issues like jeans, gay members, cell phones and signs!

Since there is no advertising budget, McLintock starts the club back on the road to success with some questionable Ninja marketing tactics! With a little success there and a little luck, the committee finally see there is a method to his madness and give him the go ahead to execute a detailed plan that succeeds in turning the club around!